Trump Declares Superbowl Half Time An “Epic Fail”

( After Rihanna’s halftime performance at Super Bowl LVII, Donald Trump took to his social media company,Truth Social, to criticize her for what he deemed the singularly crummiest Halftime spectacle in the history of Super Bowls.

After Trump blasted the singer on Thursday, calling her bad at everything and having no talent, he continued his online assault on Sunday.

“Without her ‘Stylist,’ she would be NOTHING,” the former president said.

The source of his animosity was hardly hidden; he referenced a Facebook post written by his former White House doctor, Republican Texas Representative Ronny Jackson, in which Jackson bemoaned Rihanna’s career of spewing filthy trash while badmouthing America whenever the opportunity presented itself.

Jackson questioned why the NFL would promote such garbage. If asked who should perform at halftime, he would say Rihanna shouldn’t.

Famous Barbadian singer Rihanna emerged above the field on a floating platform to play a medley of several of her most popular songs at halftime, to mainly positive reviews on social media (except for the apparent wasted chance to have a Tom Holland cameo during “Umbrella”).

Rihanna’s spokesperson confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter that the singer is expecting her second child, sparking more internet excitement over her clearly visible baby belly. She gave birth to her first child, a son, in May with rapper Rocky A$AP.

After the 45th president called her halftime performance an “EPIC FAIL” on Truth Social immediately after it was over, he was unlikely to be invited to the baby shower for Fenty Baby II.

Without a doubt, Rihanna’s Halftime Show at this year’s Super Bowl was the worst in the game’s history, as stated by Trump. This after she used vile language and insulted well over half of a country already in deep decline. Oh, and that ‘Stylist’ of hers really didn’t work out.