Kamala Harris Hires More Staff to Help Polish Her Image

(FreedomBeacon.com)- While the border crisis she is supposedly in charge of fixing gets worse and tens of thousands of illegal aliens flood the country, Kamala Harris has decided to add a couple more people to her staff.

Are they experts in immigration enforcement? Former ICE officials perhaps or officials from Border Patrol?


No, see, Kamala Harris’ new hires aren’t about making her better at the job she’s supposed to do. Not at all.

Instead, Kamala has hired a couple of people to help improve her public image.

According to the Washington Post, Democrats are starting to get a little nervous over how unpopular and unlikeable Joe Biden’s alleged “heir apparent” is. So Harris has temporarily taken on two new people to polish her tarnished public image by bolstering “strategic communications.”

Kamala’s new “strategic communications” team consists of some woman named Lorraine Voles and Jen Psaki’s brother-in-law Adam Frankel. Their mission, if they choose to accept it, is “to focus on organizational development, strategic communications, and long-term planning.”

This is DC consultant-speak for “public relations.”

According to the Post, these two new hires come “amid a sense of anxiety” among Democrats over Kamala’s abysmal first year as Biden’s VP. Apparently there are quite a few Democrats who expect Kamala to “take the mantle” from the frail hand of Grandpa Biden.

Problem is, nobody likes her. Worst still, Democrat primary voters thought so little of Kamala Harris that she dropped out two months before the Iowa caucus. Expecting Harris to turn that around with a temporary “strategic communications” team is wishful thinking at best.

A recent survey conducted by Rasmussen revealed that in a hypothetical match-up between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, Trump would beat her like a redheaded stepchild — 52% to 39%.

But even if Lorraine Voles and Jen Psaki’s brother-in-law get their hands on some industrial strength image police, it will all come undone the moment Kamala opens her mouth in an interview. One stammering answer or inappropriately-timed cackle and their “strategic communications” will go up in smoke.

So unless part of the plan is to wire her to a dog-fence collar and give her a zap every time she starts a cackle, their mission is doomed.